Thursday, March 29, 2012
Here's something that Siddharth Mehra had to offer to his faithful Facebook fans (and followers). A little introduction for Mr Mehra, he is my ex-Boss and one of the most wonderful guys I have ever met. He is capable of cheering you up in seconds. This is sort of a homage to you Sid. Now guy and gals, laugh your ass off :)
1. No matter where you live, there’s always one light switch that doesn’t do anything.
2. To find out who views your Facebook profile the most, look in the mirror.
3. There is no "i" in "Team".......well unless you work at Apple.
4. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
5. I never judge people by the color of their skin. That's fucking stupid and racist. I judge them by their cell phones.
6. If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.
7. If you want to find a needle in a haystack, just burn the haystack.
8. Inception should have been released on a DVD, inside a Bluray, inside a digital copy, inside a dream, inside of BestBuy.
9. What does the future hold? Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
10. Is she hot?- My reply to any story that starts with "This girl I know.."
11. One of my most refined skills is yawning during a meeting without opening my mouth.
12. To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to 'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses.
13. Kim Kardashian is essentially 3 asses stacked on top of each other.
14. I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 10 minutes.
15. "Hey Evolution, what the fuck?" - the Platypus
16. ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym.
17. Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down.
18. Things I'm looking for in a life partner - A smart, sensitive, good natured lingerie model!
19. Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says "good move."
20. "This is not fair!" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair.
Oh yeah, I stole your pic for this one Sid.