Tuesday, November 15, 2011

20+ Funny Quotes on Facebook by Shoumik De

Shoumik De, a.k.a. Solution Baba, is a multi-talented friend of mine who happens to be a brilliant photographer and a natural born humorist. You can never keep a sad face with him around. So, I collected a few of his quotes from his Facebook Timeline and posted them here on my blog. Feel free to quote them on your profiles, but don't forget to give him a credit. Hope you would enjoy them as much as I did.

1. Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell?

2. Its a shame how much adult channels are there on television today. And even more irritating that they are all come in paid subscriptions.

3. I've said it before and I'll say it again. It.

4. Only people with cheap video cameras and shaky hands can only see UFOs and Lochness monster.

5. If abortion is murder, aren't condoms kidnapping?

6. He doesn't know what 'fear' is!! Hah!! Very poorly knowledge of English, very bad schooling.. I must say.

7. Dear God, when I said 'can it get any worst?' It was certainly not a challenge question. Miserably yours, child.

8. Maa hamare toilet mein bhoot hai kal raat darwaza khola to apne aap light jal gai *One Slap* Mom: now i know fridge se boo kyun aa rahi hai.

9. Goyal of Jet Airways and Mallya of Kingfisher are merging... guess the new airlines name would be 'GOL MAL Airlines'

10. I loved her for nothing so much as her floccinaucinihilipilification of money.

11. Revenge is best served to someone's toothbrush. Ekdum inner satisfaction.. guarantee. *Children dont try this at your own home* :P

12. I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills.

13. Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone...which actually makes it fair....making it unfair for everyone

14. Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?

15. I think you've confused me with someone who gives a shit about what you think!

16. Chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead.

17. Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I'm Confused.

18. JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah, and dodges Satan and gives it to Moses who shoots and SCORES!

19. Walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1mb. That was a nice walk down memory lane.

20. The difference between "People Watching" and "Person Watching" is a Restraining Order. Evidently.

21. The odds of finding your soulmate just went up to 1 in 7 billion. Thank you census report.

22. When couples are in love, I call them love birds. And what you call the same couple after two years.... Angry birds.

23. What did the letter O say to the letter Q? Your thing is showing, zip it up!!!

If you liked these quotes, you might as well like to befriend him on Facebook. You would find his photography page at Shoumik De Photography on Facebook. You can also befriend me on Rajtilak Bhattacharjee at Facebook.

12 Comment:

Lucy D,souza said...

Nice very funny....!!!
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Ira said...

Starts this day with a big smile on my face..thanks to you and to your post!:D

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