Wednesday, May 06, 2009

3 Answers Men Are Afraid Of

Jokes
1. Whatever

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever.

Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want to, once I ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.

Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?

Men: Hmmm, I suggest we have seafood.
Women: Seafood is no good, I ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever.

2. Anything

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything.

Men: How about watching movie? It's been a long time since we watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.

Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?

Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep.

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything.

3. You decide.

Men: Then we just go home.
Women: You decide.

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you.
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.

Men: Ok, we will take a Taxi.
Women: Not worth it, for such a short distance.

Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide.

Men: Let's have dinner first.
Women: Whatever.

Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything


6 Comment:

Warren said...

This is classic! I had a good laugh!

Gary R. Hess said...

Sadly, this is 100% accurate.

Renu said...

haha, well, what the woman here really says is

Man: What to have for dinner?
Woman: Whatever... you can put together for yourself with your limited culinary skills. I have a dinner cum shopping date with my friend.

Man: So what should we do now?
Woman: Anything...that you can manage alone with your limited imagination and capabilities. Like I said before I am off.

Man: Then we just go home?
Woman: (omg, he's lost his mind!)You decide... whether you want to go home or see a shrink first. He definitely will have a couch, so you will feel at home. Will pick you up on the way back, tata

Julia Scissor said...

I liked the picture most.

Anonymous said...

this was a little hard to understand cuz it was translated like shit or something.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the translation really sucks, otherwise it was ok.

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