Thursday, July 10, 2008

David and Goliath

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! Today I am going to tell you the story of David and Goliath. Do I see some sneering faces? Some frowned eyebrows? There, a half-open mouth open in utter horror! How disgusting, even before I started you have already assumed that you know the story. Did Nostradamus possessed you last night? Or are you a distant cousin of Bejan Daruwallah, eh? If this orative speech has not created even a little bit of interest in you then go on, go to the next blog on your blogroll. And don't you dare come back again!

Now now, for those of you hapless souls who stayed back and are still reading this, today I am going to tell you the tale of David and Goliath. But here David is my dog Joji who happens to be a permanent resident of Neverland, even after 1 year he still thinks himself to be a puppy! And who is Goliath? Well, we'll come to that. Please hold on to your horses for a few minutes if you may!

Now in this story David slain Goliath single-handedly. He conquered his fears, fought his adversary and showed his bravado by barking his famous bark after his opponent was vanquished. There lay his eternal enemy, his bogeyman who had left him sleepless for nights. He stood atop the ashes of Goliath...er...the chewed bits and pieces of Goliath with a smile of triumph on his triangular face as if to tell me see, I did it what you could not do it for years now Bozo!. And I stood with tears in my eyes. Tears of sorrow, which is the only thing I could do to lament the demise of my newly bought Samsung mobile phone worth Rs 20k.

And seeing tears in my eyes David, I mean Joji felt something amiss. This was not the way it happens in those stupid movies that this man watches. Where's my heroine! Well, what happened after that was another heart wrenching story of me spending a fortune to repair my phone. But that story would remain untold. This is the end of this story, the moral of this story is don't assume that you know everything judging the circumstances. You would end up making an ass of yourself.

By the way, please don't forget. All hail Joji...

3 Comment:

Matangi Mawley said...

:).. sme david indeed!

aninda said...

besh koreche chibiyeche ...20k mobile niye rooong dekhano hoche .... hehehehe

kimmi said...

He deserves a bravery award !

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